Best Quotes Collection.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time. - Willem de Kooning.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps everyone away. - Cassandra Chatfield.

A diplomat is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God. - Orson Welles

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend's looks and vise versa.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.