Best Quotes Collection.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -Sam Kinison.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. -Anonymous.

I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh. -Anna Quindlen.

Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -Amy Bloom.

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. -Rita Rudner.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. -Unknown.

We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities. -Jacques Maritain.

An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -Sam Kinison.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

I once read that in any good marriage, one partner is the gardener and the other is the garden. We take it in turns to be either. -Meryl Streep.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day. -Andre Maurois.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. -Helen Rowland.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. -Albert Einstein.

You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person. Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred. -William O. Douglas. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -Voltaire. Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. -Helen Rowland. What makes a marriage last is for a man and a woman to continue to have things to argue about. -Rex Stout. I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery. -George Washington. A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason - and indeed all the sweets of life. -Joseph Addison.