- Boys make good pets!
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Caution, Blind Man Driving.
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"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."
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All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
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Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
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42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature .
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Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!
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I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents. - George Wallace.