Silly Quotes.

1. Boys make good pets!

2. Caution, Blind Man Driving.

3. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."

4. All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

5. Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

6. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

7. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

9. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

10. Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature .

11. Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

12. I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents. - George Wallace.